Well sir, I guess now's as good a time as any to tell you now that I've felt for a long time that you have a very attractive voice, Mr. Luey. And I'm very very sorry that I once referred to you as Mr. Hendrie's toadie. I was very emotional about my ruined keyboard and I really didn't mean it. You must have noticed that I called off Ms. Blasingame. I told her that I wasn't interested in proceeding with the lawsuit. You were so, I don't know...nice...and...sweet I guess, the way you didn't get angry or nothin', just replied about your small...budget...and that $500 would basically break the website and all. Well sir, I decided I just didn't want to bring pain to that voice. I also love your webname, olivegardencowboy. I've always been into cowboys, I mean that whole western thing. And gardening.
I live in the great Pacific Northwest. What about you? I was feeling Doug's pain, and thought perhaps we too might be able to meet sometime, perhaps over a drink, so I could apologize in person. In fact, maybe the four of us could get together at some point. Phil looks like he could use a pep talk, or some commiserating, or something.
P.S. - Your...budget...isn't really THAT small, is it, cowboy?