I was taking a sip of my morning coffee when Lloyd began singing Blue Suede Shoes. I feel I was given insufficient warning because I sprayed coffee all over my keyboard and now it's sticky and ruined. My attorney says I have an excellent case, so I await your offer of monetary damages to replace my keyboard and for my humiliation and suffering. Thank you. :)

Alright now I haven't heard anything from Mr. Henry or his little toadie-boy Mr. Luey and it's been 8 hours so here's the last thing I'm going to say about it. Now my friend Steve put me in touch with his attorney Delores Blahsingame and I told her that Mr. Luey warned about driving or operating heavy machinery but he didn't say nothing about no drinking coffee no sir he didn't and that's all I was doing was drinking my coffee and then Lloyd started his singing and that was all she wrote. Coffee all over my keyboard and then me and my parents couldn't use the computer cause I live with my parents but anyway she told me it's an open and shut case and I thought we would have settled this by now for replacing my keyboard which I've already done for 24.99 and then damages for loss of use and humiliation I'll settle for another $500 that's $524.99 and if I don't hear from no one by midnight tonight you will hear from Ms. Blahsingame and you can go straight to the living Hades at the 7th level make it the 11th level. >end< >internet connection broken<

I ask that you drop the complaint and let me continue producing these podcasts. $500 would bankrupt me, and end the flashbacks. This podcast has a very small budget.

@Art

Well done, best blog comments ever.

OMG that one was too funny! The images that Phil creates are side splitting along with the political incorrectness, too much :) !!